@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.: We call him CoolHwhip.

Maybe it's just selective/nonexistant memory, but the charts lately seem a LOT less soul-crushing than usual, especially from last year.

@FirstDerivative: Nothing, but now the game has completely turned around on the Sawx, 8-4, where it was 2-0 around my earlier comment.

@Karlifornia: The Dallas Mavericks are available... just don't ask Dirk for advice on females.

I guess I shouldn't have said anything about Jason Bay earlier starting up the offense...

I wanna live with a cinnamon girl

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.: His brilliance is beyond all reason and understanding. It helps to imagine someone yelling his comments out loud.

@Datacide: Truth. I have racers already, give us a new Road Rash, dammit! I need to fly down roads at suicidal speeds while trying to hit other riders with big-ass chains.

Watch this be another iPhone game, and almost everyone will be disappointed. :D

I love you, Scot Shields.

@Kid Canada: I'll take this over 4000-comment DUANs anytime.

@Karlifornia: I don't think anyone knows, personally I wish he'd just have surgery already.

@ithacabaron: It has nothing to do with trash talking.

Again, KG, with the hand gestures. What the fuck does that mean?

@Matt Sussman:

@Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: By who, the Knicks fan running the league?

@J.R. Brown: Not sure, but I'm equally surprised the Mavericks didn't take this opportunity to just quit.

Random filler text goes right hurr. It's amazing how the Mavs aren't being blown out right now.

@The Scott Mitchell Report: Well done.

@meefer: I actually like Rock band, and the idea behind it, but the trouble is I'm the suckiest suck that ever sucked when it comes to music.