@MrRedDevil: John Amaechi retired, sorry. Though Anderson Varejao may be able to make your dreams come true..

@RonArtestTableLeg: Regular season football, too.

@NoPracticoBurress: Some fans do deserve it.

@Chong Li Bomaye: Pretty sure you're now qualified to do color commentary for TNT.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Scal's walk onto the court and expression just says "Why are you guys celebrating? Where am I?

@ClintonPortishead: Could be worse, they could be Twittering at(with?) you.

Jason F'in Bay.

Doc celebrating like that is priceless.

So Yao's done, great. The semifinals might as well just end now.

@UASox10: Hell no. I don't do errands for people I don't like/not getting paid by.

@Arsenio Billingham: Could I want more to take a bath with Melissa?

@UkraineNotWeak: Personally, I just love how an unsurprising baseball story completely overshadows two playoff teams.

@Fawn Liebowitz: That soundbite of him yelling "MANNYWOOOD!" never gets old for me.

@Pope of the Dump: Eh, not really. The punch that hit Miller should've been a suspension probably, but in the Hinrich situation both of them were being dickwads, both deserved techs there.

Artest's post-ejection game interview was surprisingly... reasonable? He still has crazy-eyes but he made sense. He really didn't deserve the ejection there, if he were anyone else that likely doesn't happen.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Additional congrats, as much as I enjoy not working at the moment I can't wait to graduate.

Fuck you, NBA* for shutting out the local tv broadcasts of playoff games after round 1. I'd rather listen to Mike Gorman call the game, and tune out Heinsohn than suffer through Reggie Miller.

@wonderlic—-myballs: They're still broadcasting on alternate channels. Crappier channels, at least where I am. Remy's out anyway.

For the free muffins, and maximum risky. OH SHI- wasn't supposed to mention the muffins...

Night DUAN. Ron Artest is still very much crazy.