I love shrimp and cocktail sauce. I just find shrimp cocktails to be disappointing. They max out at what, 8 shrimp? And it’s usually so expensive for so few shrimp and cocktail sauce. I would rather just steam myself a ton of shrimp...

Oh, it’s great. But the question is if a place tells you that don’t have shrimp or cocktail sauce and then you berate them into giving you shrimp and cocktail sauce, what are the odds that you want to eat that shrimp and cocktail sauce? Also, how many times can I use the phrase “shrimp and cocktail sauce” in a…

I once got fired from a job at a bookstore. It was a second job that I would come to after a day of working with elementary school students (little) who had special needs. I am 6’0 so was constantly bending down to talk to them/transport them. Anyway, while shelving a large amount of books on the bottom two rows I…

I haven’t even read the post yet. Just wanted to say that now I want shrimp cocktail. Like, ALL of the shrimp. Thanks.

Wow, some of her other posts on this are really heartbreaking:

considering she hitched her wagon to an aging alcoholic superstar and hasn’t looked back since

It is kind of funny that she wants to take on Australia. The legendary country of really not giving a shit about spoiled pampered foreigners who shit all over their laws.

I actually kinda feel for Johnny. Here is my Totally Doesn’t Know The Guy feeling about all this. He started drinking too much. Vanessa was like ‘this is bullshit, Depp. We have kids. Get your shit together’ and he did what any addict would do... went into denial.

I know someone who worked on a movie with her and Harrison Ford (yeah, this is secondhand gossip) a couple of years back, and said Heard invited Ford to a platoic dinner and called the paps so she could float a rumor they were having an affair. Ford wasn’t pleased.

Other than being attached to Johnny Depp, I was unaware of Amber Heard having done anything worthy of note. Now she simply comes across as a person with an enormous sense of entitlement. I suspect that Australia can live without a return visit from her.

Amber Heard is a forgettable actress at best. She could literally be any blonde, mediocre actress in every role I have seen her in. Half the time I don’t even realize it was her until I check the imdb page.

Heard might be having a gay old time but Depp looks haunted in photos. He isn’t that old, and he’s aging in actor years, not actress years. I’m stuck wondering what’s flipped his bandana.

I’m not with Amber Heard on this. You need to plan ahead and get the proper permits to travel with your pet. Sometimes there are quarantine laws. If she didn’t know that, fine, but there is no point in arguing or asking for special treatment. They have the resources to deal with a situation like this. She should quit…

BURN.

It’s pretty rich of her to construe a homeland security dude doing his job as “trying to get his 15 minutes” considering she hitched her wagon to an aging alcoholic superstar and hasn’t looked back since.

Seriously. I had kinda reserved judgment on her until now because it's not HER fault Johnny Depp is going through the worst midlife crisis of all time, but goddamn. What a stupid, useless twit.

Well...wow, Amber...thank you for reminding us laws are for peasants and the lower-class scum.

I don’t seem to recall the part where she was a high school dropout and stripper, but I do recall the part where she attended Portland State and Loyola Marymount while waitressing.

Um, I watched the show. And I did not come away from it despising Holly as you apparently do.

Of course, it would be wrong – so wrong – to suggest that Hefner ever did anything “for attention.” Did he have multiple girlfriends “for attention?” Nope. Hef just loves the ladeez. Did he invite the cameras into the mansion simply “for attention?” Nope. That was just generosity. Is he desperately trying to stay…