God bless. My lady garden is much too moody for that.

"Let them eat blasphemy"

"Yes Mash, YES. That Wedding Cake came straight to me; I verified the seal; put it on the kosher cart and brought it directly here- to you. Like always."

friend, you might be a sociopath.

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

While I agree that most often times honesty is the best policy, fuck that guy for calling you damaged goods.

"No, mom and dad, I do not know who broke into the Jehovah's Witness church and vandalized it- but it certainly wasn't me and my friends!"

Ok, whew, I was worried that I was just being autistic and grossly misinterpreting other people's interactions and reactions on that episode.

Wait! I thought owls were nocturnal? These are some fucked up owls. Were the at an all-night rave and are still too wired to sleep?

Yeah, I wish the hate-on Jez has for her wasn't so blindly irrational.

"she was abrasive to Noel Fielding on Never Mind the Buzzcocks"

Yeah, that's where I am. She's an awful, appropriating dick but she also doesn't deserve to have her info stolen and spread around and then get harassed by the company for it. That's shitty even if she is Iggy. It's possible to find her problematic and awful and find their behavior the same. It's not okay to do…

I'm not a fan of hers, but this is really fucked. If someone did this to me, a decidedly non-famous person, I'd like to think people would take seriously what a horrible breach of privacy this is. And as far as her venting on Twitter about it - why the fuck does anyone have a problem with that?! Most people I know…

After that brilliant write up on internet creeps going after female journalist this comes off super hypocritical. Iggy is problematic as hell but there should be a zero tolerance policy for this BS

Maybe it was the middle of the night. Maybe it was her assistant's day off. Maybe she just wanted to order a pizza and not have it turn into a major celebrity experience. Seriously, does it matter? People should be able to order pizza without worrying their phone number's going to get passed around.

Terrible compared to what, though? I agree it's not a gourmet pizza experience, but it's the only major chain pizza that doesn't taste like greasy plastic.

I think she is right, also. When people use social media to complain about the actions of a company, I find it both annoying and understandable. If the company refuses to listen/take claim seriously, it can be one of the only ways to get them to listen.

Yeah, I really should add "gay European couple," since that was what it intended.

As long as you don't pour it in your fuckin' iced tea, we'll all be fine.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."