Chaitea88
Chaitea
Chaitea88

Well, it was my Dad's friend (my Dad is kind of an ass, but not that much!), but I think it did. According to my Dad, at least, he hasn't done that at dinner since. They work together, which is why they are so familiar with each other's ordering habits.

"I know Barry at Burger King. Always makes it my way. I'm big time stuff there!"

I know a guy who prides himself on the fact that he will walk into any nice restaurant and demand to speak to the head chef immediately. Then he says "I don't want anything on the menu, I want you to make me your personal best/favorite dish." He is convinced every chef loves him for this. I am convinced otherwise.

Well that's okay if that's true. I watched both videos and it didn't say that, and the link on the first video to Uproxx makes the same point - they thought it was ice water as well.

Mark, she's clearly saying fuckin' hell. You need to let this fuck your mouth thing go.

I don't think that's as pretty as either of them. But at least it's not one of those Franken-women where they choose one feature from a bunch of celebrities and then make a creepy image out of it.

Maybe someone DID learn, Justin... *ominous music*

Fuck Justin Bieber, seriously. I mean, it sucks that he got rear-ended by a pap, but dear god. Have some respect for once.

Dumping water on a small child is called "bathtime". And yes, historically speaking it's mostly been cold water.

Not that I am down with the paternalistic stuff Sheeran said, but come on: Ed Sheeran's an asshole while creepy Terry Richardson (who directed you in Wrecking Ball) ISN'T? Whatever, Miley. Pfft.

"When I first heard 'Wrecking Ball,' I thought it was a brilliant song. But the video distracts too much from it."

Prince will live forever. :)

" Beyonce is likely the finest living performer we have right now and she proved that again tonight."

I think the weird slightly-from-above angle is making it look more awkward/badly-proportioned than it probably is IRL. What I don't understand is the physics involved — how can something loose/drapey also SQUASH YER BOOBS FLAT LIKE THAT. Is there a special version of Hollywood Fashion Tape made of like, a uranium-lead

I kinda love it? But I hate it. But I love it. I think the proportions are just a bit off for her height/body type. The cleavage cut needs to be an inch or two higher or lower to balance her out. She looks very compact. But beautiful, as always (ugh).

If they were real men they would clip the mic to their nips.

I don't think we read the same book, but I've been reading "The Paleo Approach" by Sarah Ballyntine that goes over links between our food, food allergies, and autoimmune disease. I picked it up after struggling withmy autoimmune disease/gluten issues (doctor told me to quit because she was certain I have a big issue