Ha! Do you know what, I'd probably believe that story more than the one he's going with. Saw a TV programme on violent sleep walkers one time, that shit is ACTUALLY possible.

I'd be surprised (... And pissed to be honest) if he's found innocent of intent to murder. His story is absolutely ridiculous and doesn't make an ounce of sense, unless you sort of want to believe what he's saying.

Her 'one year old' son was actually nearly two. Without doing a check , think he was about 23 months

Absolutely, completely agree Dodai. I have loved Johnny since I was about 10 (how weird is that?). And yet, since Amber Heard, he is not the same. He looks like a desperate old man, like all the desperate old men with partners half their age who they left their wives for for no obvious reason other than their youth.…

Please may you give me the name of the book that you just finished reading?

(...)I actually am under 30 with a strong family history of autoimmune disorders. My Mum has MS, and her brother and sister and Mum all have/ had auto immune disorders. I genuinely am going to look into that, thank you.

I hope you didn't take offence at my above argument, it wasn't aimed at people with genuine medical…

$3?! Yeah, fuck that! Ha. Going to start keeping avocado in mind for a delicious, delicious add on!

Just looked and you're right, they're not dairy (mind blown). Definitely, absolutely whole milk all the way, particularly with children. My only issue with it is that I reckon it goes off quicker than semi skimmed. Agree, we make all of out own meals, nothing pre made... My problem is liking chocolate far too much!

Sorry, it was a rubbish joke. You were trying to convince that magic bullets were a great investment and you use yours everyday, so I was trying to imply that you were the guy who owns Bulletproof® coffee.

Just the idea of a serious coffee with the combination of coffee and butter... But if the website is to believed…

Heehee, why Michelle Obama? What's happened?

There's meant to be a lot of evidence showing that keeping a good amount of dairy in your diet (not eating 'reduced fat', 'no fat' or cutting it out all together to lose weight) is strongly linked to being slim, particularly in women. I don't know whether they are…

Yes yes yes yes!!!!!

How many times have you been pissed with someone who says (usually a bit smugly), 'Oh, I've just realised I'm allergic to gluten...(insert 'symptoms'/ reason here)' and they're not ACTUALLY allergic, they haven't been told by their doctor or any medical expert, they have just self diagnosed.

Coeliac…

'A great investment'? Hmm... This is you in the photo, isn't it?

Yes yes yes toasted bagels with loads of butter. LOVE that they are ever so slightly sweet. Just lovely.

That sounds great! Definitely pleased to hear that too, going to stock up on the eggs. Thanks eringthatsme's doctor!!

Just googled.

'Have you ever browned butter? It's an easy way to take a recipe that relies on butter up a notch in flavor.'

That. Absolutely that.

Haha! Absolute maverick!!

My condolences. Trying out honey on crumpets asap!

As long as the avocado didn't replace anything and was simply adding to the deliciousness, that is defo fine.

Mental. Was it the egg but without the white? Saying that actually, the cholesterol is in the yolk isn't it? How on earth does that work? Not sold on that idea either.

...If you mean on the eggs benedict, I'm intrigued! (Suspecting crumpets though)