When you say that the ghost whispering sweet nothings is suspected of being Valentino, which Valentino do you mean? Surely not the Valentino? - He's still alive!

Isn't it!!! It sounded like their poltergeist was an absolute joker.

The guy I work with has just told me stories about the house he grew up in, the faucets upstairs would frequently come on full blast and the noise from the pipes would alert his family downstairs. It became so common that they would ask each other, "who's turn is it this time?" [to turn them off]. He said the one…

LOVED this story the first time, LOVED it the second time with theories too.

Maybe it has been written elsewhere then. Good story either way, thank you!

Eeee! The door knocking is awful, your poor grandmother! Thank you so much for telling more.

This hits too close to home. 'It won't happen again', 'it won't be like that anymore', 'I promise...'. It doesn't stop. On going horror story.

... Let's say it was an albino deer ;) I suppose it's possible that there could be some relation between melanin and scent.

Shiiiit! Oh god, this was the first story that made me gasp out loud. So sorry that you had to go through that, and from your opening line hoping your homeless days are far behind you.

...Have you ever told this story before? I feel like I know it, it's familiar.

Eee, the bear suggestions are pretty damn scary! I was going to suggest some sort of albino animal/ albino deer (red eyes) to put your mind at ease... But that wouldn't explain the reaction of the dogs, and other commenters seem more sure than I am.

What else occurred?? More please!

Shiiiiiiiit! Oh my god your first story was bloody terrifying by itself. I used to live on the top of a hill with a long dark walk up there past some woods, CANNOT imagine being chased up there by a PSYCHO, was exhausting just to walk up. Completely agree, you are a freaking badass.

Whaaaat, you didn't stop and ask the police officers what had happened??! You could have stop to tell them what you witnessed just to get the details of what they thought had happened. I would have been alllllll over this being nosey. Good story though!

I have no scary story... All I wanted to say is YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Thank you for doing this again!! Please never stop doing this. I've spent HOURS freaking out over these in the past, love them.

Gwyneth is looking HOT right there! Looking at her normally just makes me cross because of all her health smugness, but right now I am developing a serious lady crush... Or as Mindy would want, just 'crush'.

Surely hedgehogs are hedgehogs? Really don't think they should be being kept as pets.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife… - The link also solves the 'mystery' of why Kayak couldn't stand up.

Ha I do the same when I find them scuttling across the road in England, bless them!

Thank you for the replies. Nah I don't think I'm into the idea of them as pets either :/

'What happens when a 13-year-old 4Chan cam girl grows up?'

... Jezebel, and Callie in particular continue to add to her objectification by posting a link to nudes/ explicit pics which add nothing whatsoever to the story(?!)

Seriously, you could have simply quoted some of the nasty comments in that thread, the link…