ChairmanMao
ChairmanMao
ChairmanMao

Ooop. Here we go...

Gong-nom stall!

I was conversating with my friend about this the other day.

Wade Wilson, is that you?

Regarding Elysium:

MATT DAMON!

I think your feelings about superhero movies are highly subjective. Yes, the Reeve/Donner Superman and the Tim Burton Batman movies were popular, but they're honestly not that great. Superman is charming, but it's full of tedious comic relief and a truly stupid deus ex machina ending. The Batman movies were less of

I said something similar in another thread, but I'll say it here as well.

I thought for a second there I was watching a Global Dynamics advert.

Hi. I'm the Wolverine. Many mutants are unaware of the signs of MPAA-ism, which can have devastating effects on you, your friends, family, and the ghosts of not-quite-lovers that you had to kill in order to keep the world from being destroyed.

Exactly. The claws are Adam Antium — distilled essence of this guy :P

I didn't leave the theater mid movie.

I didn't hate it.

Not so good. Yesterday my house burned down and when I went to use the bathroom at the Y this guy named Neville tried to make me spank him.

Dammit, you beat me to it. I checked all the comments before posting, and you beat me to it lol

War, what is it good for? Absolutely survival (if you're an ant.)

Someone gave us pink shoes with a princess on them. Richard is a boy.

"Hello, I'd like to buy the baby shoes you have for sale."

George W Bush. Lifetime term

Not sure about your other comments, but in THIS comment you sound like a real asshole. Just putting that out there.