ChairmanMao

ChairmanMao

6/27/13

English isn't my FIST language either. My fist language is called "punches".

6/27/13

Jezebel authors, please write a story about this:

6/27/13

Jezebel authors, please write a story about this:

6/27/13

Jezebel authors, please write a story about this:

6/27/13

If I could throw my heart at you for this post, I would.

6/27/13

Can some author on this site PLEASE write a story about this:

6/25/13

Is that LeStat?

6/25/13

I can just imagine the record coming to a scratching halt when he said that.

6/25/13

Cat is all like, "Welp, I'm covered in kittens... what difference does one puppy make. Gotta lick 'em all..."

6/21/13

Holy fuck me in the eye, is that a real dog???

6/21/13

Jezebel.com, FTW.

6/18/13

She's always been hot to me :)

6/17/13

Ugh. Not all of us want black boxes.

6/16/13

Damn straight.

6/15/13

LOLWUT

6/15/13

My cup [of tears] runneth over...

6/15/13

It is simply one of the best damn PC games I've played in my life. And it was trumped only slightly by the sequel Supreme Commander. Epic.

6/10/13

THIS!!

6/9/13

Good for you!

6/9/13

This game (or at least the trailer) is based on the premise that our main protagonist will always have a strong cellular phone signal. I call BS.