Haha! I should try that! Screw Verizon and their home-security offers!

Hah! I know, right???

Mine got confiscated by the local Fire Department, citing a "Danger to Self and Neighborhood", or some such nonsense.

Actually the list is missing one important item:

I routinely sterilize my kitchen with fire. If that doesn't make my kitchen germ-free, I dunno what will.

Yeah, plus my understanding is he can cook real good, as this video seems to indicate!

This is the Western World. Freedom abounds. Almost all young women are gonna get laid before 18, and most likely marriage, End Of Story.

+1

I dated one for a few months. She was the first two things, but only a TINY bit the 3rd.

Love it.

Well, in either case I am sure things are "rigid".

I don't believe I am doing this... but I have to, cuz I LOL'd so hard.

This needs to be in slow-mo, and set to a nice "playing in the meadow" background music. That's just basic creativity...

Single men in the Western World.

I KNOW, RIGHT???

Wow that was some horseshit that Margaret Cho had to endure. Such crap.

Oh dang. Sounds like someone shit in your cereal. Take your bitterness elsewhere, hag.

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Now THAT was really reaching for an excuse to trot out the whole cheap and ridiculous "omg womenz is dumb LOLz" trope, which has nothing to do with either my comment or that of Zipzap999. No one said anything like that. Read the comments again, carefully.

You talking about Jezebel or Kotaku? Cuz Jez has like, a million feminist articles a week. If you meant Kotaku... then I didn't know they even had any feminist articles...