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Not many things, actually. Fructose, specifically in the unnatural, highly-refined form found in soda (High Fructose Corn Syrup), has been scientifically proven time and time again to elicit the same "madness" (irrational addictive behavior) in humans, as activities like such as cocaine usage.

...sacrifice some personal liberties for the greater good of that society.

Like John Kerry said, Americans have the Right to be Stupid.

I lost my mother to brain cancer.

Even if people don't always seek out justice, sometimes justice has a way of making its presence known.

I'm glad I'm not the one saying it.

You're disappointed NOW?

Because Fructose is addictive, much like cocaine.

How about I don't I say I did?

Sleepy cat is sleepy.

OMG I laughed throughout the whole video. KUDOS!!

Therein uncommon power to thy words, Uncommoner, for I sought to blind thee with logic, only for my true form to be discovered so easily!

That's the kind of workplace that RETAINS quality workers.

Ah-HAH!! Your statement to her was said with an undertone of Legalese! I suspect she picked up on that pretty quickly! While it took your explanation for me to get it. Which illustrates my point... women tend to be very perceptive and "aware" of certain language, and jump to conclusions based on that.

Game of Thrones Season 3 can't come soon enough!!

Well I hope you put your winnings into something useful, like helping some poor starving kids in Africa. I mean... look at those eyes. Just LOOK at them!

Haha! Well, someone's gotta raise those kids! And better the parents than the guv'nmint.

Well that's true... having to be responsible for something/someone else outside ourselves is not for everyone. Just like how working a 9-5 job in a cubicle isn't for everyone. Different strokes!

So you're already slender, and know exactly what to do to lose weight? Isn't that kinda like cheating? :)

I know, right???