+1

OMG I just cried a bunch of tears and pissed on myself from laughter!

But how do we know that the banging was consensual, y'all??? After all, it did take a whole superstorm to "encourage" the increased nookie!

THIS.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

People still eat bacon? EW.

First thing that came to my mind.

Literally.

If everyone follows your logic, Feminism will die off, and the rift between the genders will widen.

My main SHOCK is that there are so far only ELEVEN comments here! With the way Jezebel regulars love pets (sometimes at the expense of other people), I'm just shocked that the number of comments here isn't more like eleven THOUSAND.

haha! So wrong!

I cannot see her nail polish, and if I can't see it, neither can anyone else... so no longer shall men fall victim to her evil passive-seduction techniques. Therefore, I am willing to forgive the female moor Western infidel one last time. Praise be to Allah!!

Obviously :(

It would be better to use motion controllers. So at least people can get some damn exercise.

*sigh*

"grown ass woman"

1. She has a big butt.

Who BUYS this garbage?

*insert racist, misogynistic, severely offensive comment here*

People be lyin' even when it makes no sense.