We all want more choices, because to us, that is synonymous with freedom...

Oh, famous peoples' "problems". Excuse me while I play the world's smallest violin...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

That sounds like it'd hurt. And I don't even have a v'jina!

Isn't this the British woman? I dunno, they all kinda look alike to me now. Anyway this ad was kinda dumb, she's all walking around like she's retarded... plus I don't see the big deal, it's just a boring ad, bouncing cleavage or not. Who's she again, and why should I care?

Maybe it lost its life savings in the 2008 recession, and this is the only way it knows how to commit suicide :(

Dodging texts and phone calls and such is immature.

I had a client (a soldier) with something like this issue. Apparently he had some "problems" being around his girlfriend's hot girlfriends... something to the effect of him having less self-control, flirting, etc. His g/f wasn't too pleased. Eventually accusations turned into a fight, his boss found out about the…

Of course, you need the money and the means to make things like personal trainers and health club memberships happen...

You really REALLY need therapy :/

Hah!

I call bullshit on this "study".

...there's no part of our brain that's just sitting there doing nothing...

Who is Beyonce?

Boehner: "Dat ass."

If we could figure out how to use even 5% more of our brains, this problem would go away...

Yeah but can I also get the watermark???

If you or I had the power to enforce that kind of mandate, we'd be assassinated (by big corporations) within weeks :)

Whatever your business card design, make sure it leaves an impression.

Surprised no one mentioned the ol' workhorse, VistaPrint.com