Yup. You nailed my emotions.

Did they died???

I'm confused... How did I end up in 1985? :)

There was a god in-like man in Kill Bill???

+10

See, shit like this makes me go into a fucking rage.

VERY well said.

You can take a long, delicious walk, eat a slice of decadent double fudge cake, have some freaky sex, clip your hang nails, read to your cat...

To everyone sending flak towards the article author... I wanna agree with you so much, but it's clear that this article is satire and written for LOLs. At least I hope it is :(

Ironically, they didn't get the memo that Marriage is Obsolete.

We should get the Pope doing this, so we can order some Holy Shit Beans.

Remember that time I asked (and I paraphrase) "How is someone sticking their finger in a girl's vagina different from a tampon being stuck in there"? Remember that?

OMG THAT WAS so DOPE!! I love these Epic Rap Battles!

I have to agree with this. The whole appeal (I think) of this more "grounded" (pun intended) Superman movie is that they at least TRY to keep the laws of physics intact. The character can be "super", but let the peoples' reactions - and the freakin' laws of physics - stay "normal".

Because! Marriage IS obsolete!

It's all fun and games until some poor Central African person gets killed by a hippo.

LOL @ response to old thread!

I am pretty sure that's obsolete as well, what with Living Trusts and all the lawyers available.

Obligatory.

For once, I fully agree with the use of the word "creepy".