Sounds dumb. I can get nearly the same experience by just not even playing it once.

I worked in a Walmart Tire and Lube Express for 2 1/2 months one summer.

A guy at my shop in NYC brought his expensive Saab in for a whole host of issues. The guy had not been taking great care of the car. Putting low-grade oil in it, not checking the washer fluid - he even wrote the wrong mileage down on the form. He barely knew his own car. I suggested that he let me overhaul the entire…

now imagine a person standing here holding a sifter waiting for a diamond to pop out. This is what trying to find a good mobile game is like.

No one's left....

I'm sorry but this is not an inane conversation. When you ship a game at full price (especially for a system with arguably the weakest exclusive lineup) with NO ,ultiplayer of any kind and what appears to be a hugely derivative campaign, you damn well better be able to give me something for my money. This was a game…

"I'm all for enjoying what you've earned, except for this case, when you can't enjoy what you've earned."

At least we'll all get the same ending.

that's what happens when democracy dies breasts get flatter.

Happiest gal in Rapture?

"My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard."

I was an unrepentant screen looker. It was my only defense against the sinister web of proximity mines my friend would assemble in The Complex.

Am I the only one that's glad there's no trash talk? Among friends it's fine, but 9 years on Xbox Live has taught me to hate the vast majority of random players.

There were also elaborately decorated eggs.

Considering that the original Bomberman turned into a Hard-core abortion..