Of course these are adults. One or both of them are probably married (to someone else), hence the quest for privacy. Teenagers make-out in front of everybody.

Ironist dickbag?

I know this is sacreligious, and i never thought i would be this gut, but i bought a gas grill and i am going to try a brisket on it using your lengthy dissertation. Its so easy to control temperature. I hate myself.

So if people can identify as a different gender, why not a different race?

I totally understand what she’s going through. Personally, I think I’m Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese.

If you use the word “organize” and “threesome” in the same sentence, it will be a huge dissppoint. Field trips are organized, threesomes unfold naturally.

Does this cop think freddie slipped and severed his spinal cord?

I would throw a big goddamn stupid handful of sliced mushrooms into that shit about 15-20 minutes before it was done. Why not?

The most immoral animal to eat is chicken when it is mixed with eggs. Like a chicken omelet. Horrible.

This technique looks fucking great. Especially the part about excusing yourself and going outside to punch a stranger in the face. Most people just get up and go outside to punch a stranger in the face without excusing themselves. These people are animals. Always excuse yourself before punching anybody in the…

Looks like somebody lost a bet.

Sounds like about June of 1964 then.

If all these fucking cops who are so easily "offended" by 5 guys with their hands up would just grow a pair of balls and stop shooting unarmed people, none of this would happen.

This kid is jacked up on halloween candy.

I hope to fucking God a classic gift basket is not a euphemism for shitting in someone's mouth.

Criminals who shoot cops are often charged with a crime. I think the problem here is that it seems in certain cases cops are free to commit murder. Unarmed people are not a threat, even if its perceived.

Do you mean the Les Revenants movie in English about Zombies or the French TV show that's not about Zombies?

Wasn't there just some kind of outrage over that duck dynasty hillbilly getting fired for speaking his mind about homosexuality? I think his dipshit supporters were upset about free speech? Logical holds that those same dipshits will support Kluwe if his story pans out, because its all about freedom of speech, right?

You are the fucking charles bukowski of food writing. A filthy food poet wierdo. I read every godamn one of your posts and you've never lead me astray. The whole bottle of red wine pot roast changed my life.

Never in my godamn life have i considered an entire fucking bottle of red wine in my pot roast. Are you a madman? But your fucking article has convinced me to live, god-fucking-damnit. Tomorrow i shall grab my mansack in one hand and pour an entire bottella of red wine on my fucking pot roast with the other.