I bought prosciutto.....what the hell do i do with it? Besides wrapping it around chicken or asparagus? 

Twitter found her. 

there’s no such thing as a moderate Republican. there are only republicans bought and paid for by kochs and mercers and russians.

Dear folks living in 112th Legislative District / Pennsylvanians...you need to clean house come election day.

The ending is every made-for-tv Lifetime/Hallmark movie ever: career woman living in the city moves to small town and finds true happiness as housewife and mom. Always made me roll my eyes about how it seemed nobody could ever be happy working or living in a large city or unwed or childless.

Spicer should have stuck to the bunny suit. It was the only job he didn’t cock up. 

Jezebel & Gawker media has always been troll rich.

I think the difference between Democrats and Republicans is Democrats expect an apology and reformation for a misstep, while Republicans excuse & defend much worse bad behavior.

Das doppelte Lottchen was also written by an anti-war Pacifist to entertain Nazis. 

Yeah, I’m pretty sure this is a violation of the Anti-Kickback Statute.

That’s a nice tribute but  Bobby Brown is somewhat lacking in self-awareness. 

Tailors are small business owners (mostly). Trump does not pay his bills. Small business people do not do business with people who don’t pay their bills.

that would explain the tiny hands!

donburi

She’s tall and skinny and blonde. I think that’s what white women are supposed to aspire to.  

If they’re the shitty see-thru ones, more like 5 cents. 

You are obviously not a gamer. 

There’s also the possibility of sexism! No, seriously, though its racism. 

Jeffrey goes to a predominately white school and apparently he isn’t having the best encounters with the black girls at his school. He told Shepherd about a time he was talking to a black girl and she “moved her neck.”

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