My mom and dad went to the Anti-Vaccine conference and all I got was this lousy case of measles.  

If your restaurant is in shape, any visit ..at any time....shouldn t be an issue..

What have I done

Not necessarily. In California, if someone with a DUI conviction drives drunk and kills someone, they can be charged with murder (which normally requires proof of intent) because they were aware of the risks. I’d argue the same thing is true if you don’t vaccinate your kid.

Trump can’t form coherent sentences.

He was “good enough” because he was running against Cruz, who is worse. Now he’s being compared to potential other candidates in a Democratic primary, who are, in many cases, better. This isn’t difficult to understand.

My marriage proposal took place one evening in our apartment. “My new company offers health insurance for gay spouses so see where we go to get a license.” We’d been together for years and still are. Had he thrown in unlimited breadsticks I would have been even more enthusiastic!

Molly is a woman and a hell of a racer. She won the national title in 2016.

Somewhere, the LoT writers are like “Dammit! File this for season 5 (or later this season)!”

Dude, it’s so fucking gonzo, I love it.  It’s Teen Titans Go for adults.

I can’t help but think that’s a deliberate reference to the Cavill Justice League mustache.

I believe that’s the Professor Stein puppet that Citizen Cold used last season as part of his therapy. It’s probably getting possessed by a demon.

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

Easy now. Not all patriots are racist.  

the NFL ... participated in the celebration, and it still drew a friggin’ flag.

But it’s still painted. All that beautiful, heavy paint slowing you down.

Stripping a car’s interior is usually a terrible idea.

Clearly you are unfamiliar with British car owners.

Trailer things missed? I got nothing, but if you look very closely in the corner of the released Poster you can see Chewie the Space Cat.