"I AM A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON. I SELL MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES."

This is kinda ridiculous though. I mean really.

Ohh okay. Thank you for explaining! I hadn't heard that phrase before.

I don't think I have ever heard "voodoo science." Pseudo-science, maybe?

Maybe a male equivalent of the MPDG trope would be the Good Hearted Bad Boy? A character that is reckless, dangerous, and adventurous, but of course not in an abusive way (hence the "good hearted" part), that helps the stuck-up/prude/uptight/naive/whatever character find herself... usually sexually. The only example I…

When I was 7, my grandmother was suing for custody of me. The court ordered me to see a child therapist, and she asked me to draw a picture of what my mom looked like after her boyfriend had beat her. These images remind me of the picture I drew.

Hm. Yes. I suppose you are right.

I'm not really sure what "bodybuilding" geeks you are referring to.

Right. And now they have turned her into the nagging wife trope.

Beyond the ditzy blond thing, the Big Bang Theory trope that I wish would die is the tired, outdated joke that women are not interested in comics, and that a woman inside of a comic book shop is rarer than a unicorn. Are we seriously still making this joke in 2014?

This was one of my biggest complaints about Liz Lemon/30 Rock (though I still loved the show overall).

Because it is faster. That was the whole point of an escalator to begin with.

Overzealous elevator enterers are a thing. As someone that lives in a very tall building and uses an elevator on a daily basis, it becomes something that eats away at your respect for humanity and slowly drives you completely insane.

Public transport is pretty disgusting, though.

I'm not trying to excuse Robin Thicke's behavior by any means, but a part of me truly feels bad for him. He must be truly humiliated, and cyber bullying/harassment/whatever you want to call it shouldn't be condoned or celebrated. Maybe I am just being a wet blanket, but I can't help but be empathetic toward another…

This article is SO IMPORTANT.

This is disappointing and wholly unremarkable.

Hmmm I see your point. I could also see wait staff being biased to their customers based on the tip given at the beginning of a meal, and adjusting their service accordingly.

Because a tip is supposed to reflect the service provided during the meal?

I particularly liked the reviewer that left only 1 star because "Paula Deen can't take credit for the fact that peas and butter taste good."