CeltyQueeny
CeltyQueeny
CeltyQueeny

First, I am a woman. Second,

Isn’t it a bit problematic to concern ourselves with micro-aggressions against a privileged and powerful white person who orchestrated the election of a fascist which has resulted in MACRO-aggressions against POC, especially Muslim women? This bitch is a fucking Nazi (or worse- an opportunist who promotes neo-Nazism)

She is a fucking MASTER of misdirection.

Oh Jesus fucking Christ, SHE’S FUCKING TROLLING US! She’s co-opting feminist language specifically to prevent us from criticizing her actual statements. Now we’re talking about Joe Fucking Scarborough when what we should be talking about is the fact that she is struggling with the fact that Donald Trump is Donald

You do realize that they are being replaced daily by the newest crop, right?

I love how this scumbag accuses Flavie Flament of seeking “fifteen minutes of fame” when she was already quite well-known and didn’t even directly name him in his memoir.

Fuck CNN

And just like that - POOF! - all mentions of $25 million dollar fraud-settlement, business meetings with Indian business partners, Ivanka sitting in on the meeting with Japanese leader - gone. Scrubbed, completely, from our collective memory. Hey, at least it’s tidy! 

eh, she seems like the kind of woman where screwing her significant other would take you from step A to Hep C.

I remember Shelley Duvall from Fairy Tale Theatre. Anyone else watch that?

Fuck off.

“Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.”

His transition team is literally our worst nightmare.

Ivanka, honey, when someone is forced to “face the reality” of something, it’s rarely a good thing. But then you’ve never had to face the reality of anything in your life, so how would you know?

Also, fuck you and your whole rotten family, Ivanka Trump.

Hey Ivanka: Guess whose shoes I keep seeing at the Goodwill?

Yeah, she’s rubbing it in. We got into the White House even though you tried to stop us with your truth telling! And she’s just as big of an asshole as her father. Just because she’s articulate & good at spinning doesn’t mean she’s not an asshole.

I wouldn’t say Ivanka’s “trying” to be an asshole, I think she’s being extremely successful at it. I know a woman who thinks that Ivanka secretly disagrees with Trump but she feels forced to support him. HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah no this entire family is trash.

You just have to outmaneuver them. Burst into the middle of the conversation in an aggressive tone, “Would one of you like to switch seats with me???” And when they say no, say in the same tone, “that wasn’t a question. One of you is switching”. Worked for me on a bus once, although I never needed to do it on a plane.

If you’re a couple who books two seats in the hopes of gaining a free third, fuck you. You deserve what you get.