That tip is the real crime!

God... I feel more alone right now than I did on Valentine's Day...

She made presumptions about the way I do my job that are incorrect, and presented them as fact. I find that rude. The use of "maybe, just maybe" was condescending and colored her commentary in a way that suggested she was being petulant and whiny about the quality of her free entertainment. I find that rude. She asked…

The least this winter can do is throw me a couple of Almanzo's-grain-wall references

This is some brave shit.

Maybe I'm just an Amber Rose stan (confirmed), but I thought she was pretty damn diplomatic in that interview. And I love that she's a girl's girl and stands up for her friends when their husbands run off to fuck teenagers, yet still manages not to say anything about the teenager in question worse than "she is a…

That's totally a real thing. It's called oral allergy syndrome. And it sucks. I'm sorry.

This seems like a pretty reasonable response on his part. I don't particularly understand where the paragraph by paragraph snark is coming from.

I really don't think this would look anywhere near as bad without the crowbarred wisecracks telling me what I'm supposed to think between every paragraph. I'm struggling to find anything wrong with this, and I'm not even a Jack White fan.

Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but — Team White

I LOVE IT, UMA, FOLLOW YOUR HEART, REJECT THE TYRANNY OF MASCARA.

Counter Counterpoint: Ice cream. #restmycase

This is how I feel about this article.

Rebuttal: as stated already, lactose intolerance prevalence differs based on ethnicity. Using Asians or Africans to dictate the diets of Northern Europeans (who are largely NOT lactose intolerant) ignores the diversity of human evolution and cultural development. Natural selection shaming, Jezebel? Do you know no…

I love milk. I've never had cramps, bloating or the shits from it. Have drunk skim or one percent from childhood. And I don't drink coffee, tea or alcohol so FUCK THE HATERS.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

Big talk from someone that thinks anchovies belong on pizza.

Oh my God what happened to you as a child I am so sorry

hahaha YES, this just made my day!

"The fact is, it's a love story... that there's a little bit of kinky sex in there is an added bonus."