Well, me too. Direct pressure works. Boy Scouts first aid merit badge for the win.

Truly, "safety" glass can be dangerous. A shower door once shattered and fell on my arm, cutting cleanly into a vein, which fountained blood, literally squirting out of my arm. Direct pressure is your friend, folks.

Yep, nuts kick.

It doesn't have a trunk? If corporations are people, Nissan would deserve to be kicked in the nuts for that.

No kidding. It looks like they're working on a more street-y look, with those big stupid under-bumper lip things and low-profile tires. Just make it a light, multi-surface versatile car and dispense with the dumb, urbanized affectations. Get serious.

Yep, if you have the hefty rubber dog package floor mats, you can drag those out and wash them with your elephant, but no hosing inside. I'm a little worried that my wife still thinks you can, but since she's largely disinclined to wash any cars at all, my worry is fading.

More performance = more money.

Life insurance salesmen.

Me neither really, but I would love to have an actual Brat. Also, RC cars are a load of fun to play with but I'd never think if filming it.

Dat ass-heavy.

I think you're a joke.

I think it's nice enough overall, but the side vent has no place on a Miata.

I'm just wondering how concerned the Kinja people are that this image was posted so quickly and that it got so many recommends so fast.

Crappy LA roads is part of the reason I got a lightish car with big meaty tires (Honda Element — also handy for dog-toting duty). A nasty pothole took out one of the tires when my wife was driving the Miata (16" wheels) and then another took out the spare, putting a giant dent in the rim. That was a bad day for her.

Why did the man cross the road?

But that's right where it's always been, a bridge brand between Chevy/Pontiac and Cadillac, with Olds right in there with it. The angle is to pull some Chevy buyers into a higher tier with some more luxury but cheaper than Caddy.

That's as may be, but they're not marketing them on any kind of performance prowess, which to my thinking is a missed opportunity.

Those kids can bag their buckets all they want. That doesn't mean it's an optimal method of selling consumer goods on mass media.

Sure, it's cute, but honestly I feel like the whole "Stomp" style commercial format is so over. Exhibit A: I can credibly call it a "commercial format". The first one years ago felt fresh and original. The next several dozen felt increasingly shallow and derivative and pandering. I don't think it works any better when…

That seems quite different from the LA area where they use the electronic freeway signs around holidays and major sporting events to exhort travelers to report their fellow motorists if they appear drunk. I've called in one drunk who was driving about the same way you described your experience. He was even causing a…