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Yes, OK they can pick up one passenger and a loaf of bread.

I know someone who has one of these squirreled away in the garage where it has been for at least 20 years. I don't know how much it would cost to restore it even if I could convince them to give it up.

I'll give it top honors as the wankiest car collection.

Rockford gets a silly car maneuver but Daisy Duke gets a kind of hot pants. To hell with driving.

No Elwood Blues. Nobody ever evaded more cops than Elwood.

Yah, if it's just cold out, you can get away with putting on a hat and jacket and cranking the heater up and still go around with the top down. I know a dude who never puts the top up on his MG. He just drives wearing a shearling bomber jacket when things get nippy.

Perfect for those who wish to remain bachelors.

But...the pretty girls! They wiggle their bottoms!

It's true. The olds have been working on wrecking everything for decades now. The youngs have only been at it for a few years so far. The vast bulk of the blame lies squarely at the feet of the olds. So sure, young people can truly be insufferable sometimes, but they picked it up from their parents who can be just as

Oh yeah, I've been on this one. I recall it was built so high because they were expecting to build a reservoir under it.

"What have I done?"

Bigger is better in America! Add some armor to a semi and what you have is a rolling Oval Office.

Such a smooth and graceful exit!

Aw, it's cute.

Yup, Porsche gives you wood.

Hehe! It looks like a tiny little bier keg! Germans...

Also, he admitted to smoking "purple hash" before the flight, which helps explain a lot.

Rear-ending is the worst. No matter how you do it, crashing into someone is very embarrassing, not to mention how dangerous it can be.