This really doesn't look salvageable. The millionth and the burgundy one look quite restorable. Is the PPG car as historically significant as those others? Are there others? After all there's only one millionth 'Vette.

I think I still have that in my garage.

Was this Ingmar Bergman's Volvo?

Yes, you can get one with a Cummins.

It's a fading art. There are fewer and fewer out there who can really do top-notch work. Bob Bond leaps to mind.

Oh, heck yeah.

Care a bit more about this part.

Hm. Don't care much about this part.

Right now I hope there is an advertising executive at Hotbox Matchwheels or something screaming into the phone, J. Jonah Jameson-style, "I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT, JUST MAKE THIS AND MAKE IT IN LIFE SIZE."

The order came late?

Looks like they want to finish out the model on a (n are you) high note.

Nothing says "I'm sorry for shtupping the au pair" like buying your spouse a Lexus with a bow on it.

Yep, headlights are for seeing.

Did they figure that an Explosion was a natural antidote to their implosion? News for Gumpert: they both result in destruction.

I was joking but after I had posted, I realized that it wouldn't be a terribly difficult feat to create heated/chilled cup holders. And sure enough, they are apparently a feature in the Cadillac Escalade ESV Platinum package. Mentioned in this article: http://www.foxbusiness.com/personal-finan…

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Well it's a million miles cooler than a Compass-dumpass anyway. And approximately 720,000 miles cooler than a Liberty and 640,000 miles cooler than a Patriot.

What? Electronic cup holders?

Heck, I like it. New Buick Mildcat?

So that spoils it for you then?