Utterly mad.

You can see the giant clod of lightness they added right about here.

Yesterday's drunk-drugged-drag racing Lambo incident wasn't the first time Justin Bieber did foolish things with cars. His chrome-foiled Fisker Karma was blinding everybody just like how his music hearts the ears.

Yeah, they just need to put on wavier body panels, shinier wheels, add an extra-cushy setting to the suspension, swap out some of engine-monitoring readouts for some ego-stroking techy bits, add a little wood trim, charge $150k and win teh country clubz!

Presumably a tamer ride would go along with the wavier Infiniti body panels.

Honestly they do share a similar kind of blocky, truckish aesthetic, which was always irritatingly jarring on a small econobox as if they wanted to make it resemble some kind of miniature SUV. At least on the Lincoln it's a bit more appropriate, but I had thought that Lincoln was trying to refresh and liven things up.…

Oh, gads no, I wouldn't touche that.

There is a sort of odd duality to Jalopnik, where a kind of working-man, wrench-it-yourself ethos is held in high regard and heedless wealthy people in their 6-figure cars are regularly heaped with scorn and derision, but where also those same extremely pricey automobiles are fetishized and the rich-people-only world…

I'm guessing its instant nickname will be Aluminum Giant.

But what does one do with such a thing? It can only conceivably be used for runway tours at one airport.

But this isn't really parking the way normal people do it. What's the tightest parking achieved without drifting? I'm fairly certain I hold that record after years of city driving. I'm way good at parallel parking.

The record has changed hands five times in the past two years, with our video of German driving ace Ronny Wechselberger 's successful attempt last year becoming something of an internet sensation with viewing figures hitting the millions. When Patrik Folco neatly slid his way into a gap measuring just 22 cm (8.66 in)…

Ah, Morro Bay. Beautiful there. I've been up and down that beach a number of times, but I don't recall seeing that car. Know when this was?

Haha, that's something only a lawyer would...Ohmigosh...are you a lawyer? I'm not saying another word.

I guess leaving the scene must be the key.

So it's still hit and run if you take your victim with you?

Nope, only your fairy godmother can do that.

The audio is now missing for those workers too.

Sorry what?

Police cars should be easy to recognize and project authority. They need an interesting, cool design that makes them stand out. Here are ten departments that really missed the mark with their cruisers.