Hmm...Don't have a '64 Chevelle...Two dogs but they have different names. I think my neighbor has a '64 but I don't know if he's looking to sell it. I can only imagine what kind of shenanigans the dogs may get mixed up in that I'll have to change their names as some kind of doggie witness-protection program, but it…

That car doesn't have a shiny side.

Looks like she's got axle tramp too.

I learned it's a damn pain in the ass to get a stuck oil filter off of an Element. First time wasn't so hard, just hand twist off, but I guess I put it on tighter and had to wrestle for half an hour with the dumb tool that barely fits in the area around the filter. And of course the filter is wedged in between the…

Let's review the aesthetics of this rolling icon of the entitled so that we too might understand just how the rich and famous live. Starting from the ground up the first thing that you will notice are the gold-plated 20" Dayton wires, which have more spokes than Paris Hilton has belittlements for poor people. Next up…

I know, it really needs to have PP on it.

OK, hooray for Bam! He parlayed a professional skating gig into a professional dipshit gig. Whee.

Gah, annoying. At least the Jag is lowered with stiffer suspension for performance reasons (and all of that lightness weighing it down).

Would be M7 SB?

Wow, they added so much lightness it nearly bottomed out the suspensionz! That's a lot of lightness!

Plus, would've been more impressive if he had started at the same level as the car. And more impressive still if it was a Merc GL or Hummer or the like. Heck, in my young-immortal days, I once jumped over a Celica, no ramps or skates, just a running start. Dammit, now I'm mad that you stinkers got me to click on it.

They just had to start selling them in the Fall...

More of a bad riding habit:

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#2 should be #1. Fine list otherwise.

You must have nerves as icy as the roads. And a throttle touch as light as new snow.

Yah, gets mighty chilly at 30,000 feet. My pal has the real thing from the big war.

Nah, I meant shearling.

Hoo-whee, I hope your heater works well. I know a guy who drives an MG and never ever puts the top up. He drives around in 40°F weather wearing a WW2 shearling bomber jacket.

I imagine you have sufficient experience to avoid carelessly wrecking though.