Yeh, it was always a kick to see it sitting there by the Hollywood Freeway.

Dean Jeffries? Do custom builders count? He did a lot of intensive paint work and some of those fumes can make you loopy.

Hi, I'm Chick. Time to put this comment thread in the refrigerator. The eggs are cooling, Jell-o's jiggling, the butter's getting hard...

Got some giant car loops sitting around unused, do ye?

Nah, "hick", "honky", "cracker" and "white trash" are derogatory. Rednecks happily declare the redness of their necks, reveling in the radical and steadfast unpretentiousness represented by redneck culture.

Yep. Obesity: too much food. Camry: too much ordinary.

I like how when there's a crash, a whole crowd comes running in like it's a piñata.

By popularity, it can only be NASCAR. But by sheer redneck-rampage scale, I'd give it to a crashier kind of sport like any kind of demo derby or figure-eight. The backwoods events like rock crawling and swamp buggying should figure strong. Tractor pulls perhaps, but that seems like more of a farm boy than redneck…

Are you familiar with America? Too much is never enough!!!!!

Indeed. The only way it's ok is if the customers know they're getting replicas. Then no problem, they're just wannabes in that case.

Wouldn't happen because I'd have seen that before it became mine.

Just by the colors it might as well be French or Dutch. My point is that if you're going to go full-jingo, you have to toss in the proper elements. I'm sure you're familiar with all the obnoxious, over-the-top-annoying "patriot" commenters on various sights who invariably sport flag-and-eagle avatar pics, right? It's…

You forgot the American flag.

No biggie. Jus toffer a sunroof option and let the aftermarket (or TRD?!) take care of the performance crowd.

Correction: That thing your hairdresser enjoys driving.

Hey, a Jack Handey classic!

But, L'il Red Express wasn't diesel! So if it's smoking like a coal-roller, something is seriously wrong. Am I mistaken as to what is meant by "rollin' coal"?

Heh, I know the one you're talking about.

Estonian takes a stone to the stones at Estonia Rally. Astonising!

We all have to have at least one asshole. Comment threads are like people in that regard.