Save your rage for the people behind the ad. Those young actors are the victims here.

Yeh, as punch-worthy as they my at first seem, I see the giddy youngsters in the ad as the victims here. It's the Scion marketing director who should be your target.

Leave it to Fox to hype the fear angle on any story. They don't seem to have a very high opinion of their viewers' ability to think critically.

Yep. Pretend up-badging is just stupid and vain.

I've seen them in LA too. I dig the Lyft concept and it's about time that the stale and ossified taxi industry got some disruptive innovation, but I'm turned off by the pink mustache. Surely they could find something else less stupid-looking and hipsterish.

The opposite happens occasionally in the elite neighborhoods. Some folks get the pricier, higher-performance Euro-lux sedan and peel off all the special badges so as not to attract as much attention, hoping to pass for just another Merc. Those people like to go fast, but also like privacy.

Oh good grief yes. In a whole city full of crappy streets with big hairy pot holes, why the hell would you ruin your vehicle's abundant ability to deal with bad roads by putting giant stupid-looking wheels and super-skinny tires on it that will break on the first bump? Did you feel like buying them again? And again?

Also, skull and bones is a little to close to referring to the death of your entire family.

That's the first thing I thought of. Pretty cool movie. The splitting car is the heist getaway vehicle. The funny part is that one of the drivers doesn't know the car is going to split.

Oh, good grief some of those tests were incredibly annoying. If I could do it though, I feel like just about anyone can.

Aww, look at the little Stiglets!

It's opposite decade.

You're getting tired...relax your eyes and yawn...you're feeling sleepy...sit back, stretch out your doors...on the count of 5 I'll snap my fingers and you'll sleep...

VARA will always have plenty of clutches.

It was the indian's Jetta?

Yep, the yanks are old-school on this one.

Leaving you feeling deflated?

Depends on who you're talking to.

Not, "al-yoo-mini-um"?

C'mon Hunter, save it for the track!