likes to masturbate and tackle, dislikes pussy. seems like an everyone-wins situation.

"Goddammit, you jump on the turtle, grab the shell, run with it and then kick it at the walking mushroom. How many fuckin times do I have to explain this?"

Kenan Thompson's first bit on next week's Saturday Night Live just wrote itself.

I'm not from Seattle so I can't give you firsthand tips, but I know a couple people who are involved at Quest Church in Interbay. Not sure if they have an official stance on "open and affirming", but I know they're all about the equality of women in leadership (they have a couple female pastors) and from what I…

HOW is it that I know hip, sane, well adjusted, grad school educated people who attend this church? HOW can they watch a video like the one about him and his grandfather abuse TVs and not see what I see?!

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

that's the thing (Seattle resident). Hansen can buy the team and then do what Clay Bennett did. refuse to anyone, take on a some bad contracts, kill the team and profit for two years get the public to refuse to pay 300 million for a new stadium and then move it.