Somewhere, a Florida land developer fondly recalls the time he tortured Mark Brunell’s bank accounts to death.

As a fan of the team for 40+ years I can say that that was easily the most Lions football ending of all time. Well done boys.

Comment of the year.

If he was a dick, he wouldn’t have the kind of loyalty he has with his squad every year. He is a first-class man, and moreso because he is sick of inane questions (“How did Tim Duncan look in that first quarter?”) as everyone else. I bow to the shrine of Pops.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

Russell Wilson? Are you high? When has he ever said something that wasn’t an ad for a product or his own wholesomeness?

Is there another man in sports who gives fewer fucks? So awesome.

No, you're thinking of WASP privilege.

How many majors has Tiger won with Rory in the field? I’ll wait

You support tiger because he’s black and that gets you Internet points.

It doesn’t surprise me that he recycled that line. TW creeps me the hell out. He seems robotic and programmed. He never seems real and he always seems to have an ulterior motive. He spent a lot of the interview basically knocking the golf press, talking up the guys on tour who he actually likes and trying to preserve…

You mean where Rory’s like half his age and where Tiger’s knees are shot? By your logic, Larry Holmes “owned” Ali.

I’m not a fan of Tiger, having said that, this comment is completely insane. Arguably his peak on the tour was around 2000, which is 7 years before Rory turned pro. This is like saying Kobe dominated Jordan when he played with the Wizards.

Put down the pipe, man. Seriously. Meth ruins lives.

Tiger won player of the year in 2013 and then blew his back out

“ I peeked at 11.”

The fuck are you talking about? Tiger’s collapse came about over a year before Rory won his first major. Besides, 1995 Hakeem Olajuwon making MVP David Robinson his personal chew toy says hi.

This is Deadspin, not Gawker. You should have gone with Mark Chmura.

Calm down.