I CAN GUARENTEE THAT BARRY MELROSE IS 100% READY TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

Eagerly awaiting your Joe Philbin version.

First they came for the Expos, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not from Montreal.

He could’ve killed the kid in Florida and walked away a free man under Stand-Your-Ground. The child was obviously dangerously unbalanced and a menace to society.

This is why we must arm our children! How else can we protect them in our churches, schools, and community centers? #2a #tcot

...parishioners breathe sigh of relief that no allegations of fondling emerge...

Based on his experience pointing loaded weapons at unarmed civilians (esp. children), I expect he will be transferred from police chaplain to active duty police officer any day now. If he had shot the kid and then planted a weapon on him, then he would be promoted to sargeant.

Just remember, an armed society is a polite society.

I don’t get it.

Wrong NJ Cowboy fan:

The only thing that stops a bad priest with a musket is a good child with a musket.

It’s becoming increasingly clear that men who make this kind of life-long commitment are basically unhinged. Oh, and he’s a priest too.

Cowboys fans are insufferable and 8 year olds are the shittiest people on the planet. Put the two together and you’ve got a perfect storm of awful.

“according to persecutors...”

Could have been worse, the priest could have pulled something else.

The Mets screwed themselves out of home-field advantage.

I have seen college football coaches who just won the national championship bloviate half as much as he was doing. I thought they cut away because the control room guy thought watching the two desk guys play candy crush would be more interesting than listening to Dabo’s long winded sermon. .....and it was.

I'm not surprised. Usually a screwup in Bristol leads to a kid.

“ESPN master control’s screwup—which was nothing more than a screwup in Bristol”