Detroit is on a river, not a lake. It’s most likely Milwaukee or Cleveland.

This story is so weird

Take your damn star.

Ah, the NFLPA. Protecting cheaters, rapists, domestic abusers, and murders since 1956. 

Dislocated shoulder? You’d need a shitload load of drugs to get through that pain.

Me too

Oh, look. “That” guy.

Yep. Facts. 

You mean that short lived project that is going on tour in December? 

Daniel Jones. Mason Rudolph. Baker Mayfield. Josh Allen. Lamar Jackson. I for one welcome our new QB overlords.

The horror!

Time for ole’ gray dick to hang it up.

They haven’t in the last 15 years, so what’s stopping them now?

The empty ones or the ones they removed? The upper deck looks like an Erector Set. 

When he/she/they/it are being racist d-bags, does it matter?

Legitimate question, no snark intended: Have the Dolphins been relevant since Marino retired?

I see you’ve taken the Trump approach to a disagreement. How classy. 

It’s cool, you can swear on here.

And agree on Ross, he’s a dickbag. 

Did a 17 year old write this? Literally!

As a Steelers fan, I sadly agree.