And with their pick in the third round, the Dallas Cowboys select...

“Amateurs”

+1 bottle of andro

You say that like it’s a bad thing

Came here for this

Agreed. But this was baaaaad. As in, how did I even come up with that?

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Yep, especially if you see the bins are filling up. Salmoning on a plane trying to deboard is the worst.

I connect through Chicago a lot and it’s nice to be in the lounge in case there’s a delay or cancellation to get rebooked with the lounge staff right away (and often ahead of the rest of the plane). Those quick turnarounds are a pain as well if you’re on opposite ends of the airport and get stuck on the tarmac because…

Money can buy a lot of things, but it can’t buy class.

You’re assuming Trump and Putin haven’t obliterated Earth of life in their inevitable nuclear holocaust by then.

Came here for this.

Don’t ever equate professional athlete issues with veterans’ issues. You can fuck right off with that nonsense.

Also, I know plenty of people whose parents died when they were children and turned out just fine. That’s such a bullshit excuse.

Or...don’t kill people?

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Agreed. In other news, I hear that bears are Catholic and the Pope shits in the woods, too.

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Oh, I bet you’re fun at parties.

The Sun is the crown jewel in the Murdoch family’s crown of shit “journalism” outlets. None of this is surprising.