What are you still doing here?

Even dad's get porn from the internet now.

Shane, when are you going to make the PS4 be on sale?

Yay God.

That's awful. Amtrak trains are disgusting. I remember sitting on one of their shallow toilets when the train rocked just a little bit. I tell myself it wasn't so bad because I was only bathed in what was mostly my own urine, but every surface in that bathroom was already covered with some kind of fluid.

No way bra, I shit constantly. It's like a sluice way down there.

Do you find yourself getting angry alot?

That's good because I'm totally an adult.

OMG I love Attack on Titan, and I'm a grown up.

I'm impressed that being a couch hasn't kept you from your dream of coaching. Usually couches are the laziest pieces of furniture, aside from ottomans.

When I fight little girls it's usually pretty similar. Not everyone on the street has the technique of the girls in this video though.

He should make them suffer the cleansing fire :p

You're right, I'm not as good. I'm BETTER.

Could be a good thing from a funding standpoint.

Your response is very well reasoned.

Assassins Creed 3.

Way to ruin everything for everybody, Madonna.

I played the game on the 360 and I didn't have any problems. I think it's a matter of chance. A certain percentage of people will experience the bugs, to varying degrees. If the percentage is too high, it becomes a problem.

To be fair, that train is going way too fast in a populated area. That wouldn't really happen in a developed country. I mean, it does happen, but it's always by accident.

To be fair, that train is going way too fast in a populated area. That wouldn't really happen in a developed country. I mean, it does happen, but it's always by accident.