Really? I'm a liberal atheist from New York, and I thought that commercial was great. It's like a neat twist on an old Norse creation myth or something. Just like any actual Bible story or Greek myth, it's not true - it's just a nice story. How literalist Christian nuts take it is up to them.

2014 Stanced Edition!

Looks like the stingrays got........ impaled

I love model A's.

That

"Warming up the car."

"American cars are crap."

Instead of "Drive Free or Die", Jalopnik's tagline could be "Better than LoJack".

Any list of good dog cars that doesn't have a Subaru Outback or Forester is just wrong. There's usually at least 4, out of 10-12 cars, at the dog park I drive by every day.

Top 10 Jalopnik picks:

Because we pull things like this, and you cant do that with a cutesy luxury car.

Landau roof:

This is by far the worst:

Excessive camber and Stance.

Donk wheels. They make the car useless to drive and it can't even go off-road with those giant wheels. What an abomination.

Everything in this picture

This:

Taillight covers. Make it harder to see your brake lights with cheap plastic!

These...