wait...the obvious move here as a Trump-hater is to actually have your wedding at one of his properties in the off chance he comes by...thereby setting up an incredible video-op of 200-some-odd people chanting “Fuck Donald Trump” to his loathsome rotting face.

I always knew he was needy but Jesus he’s a bottomless pit of unfulfilled want. Sad!

Maybe Trump is hoping he can institute some sort of modern day lord’s right where he can sleep with any bride married on a Trump property.

Where my brain is going. We’re going to hear an assassination attempt happened at a wedding at one of his properties before the year is out. Probably just before he wants to go to war with North Korea. All while we pay for Camp David upkeep for just this fucking reason.

My late husband and I were married at a golf course. In the middle of the reception a guy that my husband and I both knew from work (who was not invited and who happened to be a member of that club, unbeknownst to us) just strode right across the dance floor in the middle of the reception in his stupid golf outfit…

I am so very angry at Trumpians. They fucked us all over, and then a lot of them — those that aren’t still hanging on his every grunt — peaced out over paying attention to how he actually governs or conducts himself. They left a huge mess for the rest of us to try to clean up, and are crappy Americans.

Yeah fuck that. This dude is trying to undo our democracy because he can’t handle the slightest bit of criticism. I would totally say something and then gladly never be invited to a family thing again.

By the way, where are Melania and Barron? There’s been no coverage of them going with him to or joining him in New Jersey.

It’s like an emotional quickie handjob for him. It’s not about the couple at all. They’re the ones giving the handjob. Also, I hated the bride and the wedding guests more than Trump in this video.

The way Donald soaks up the attention, you can tell his parents didn’t give two shits about him as a child. So he’s gotta get it now anyway he can.

Same with those (campaign) rallies he keeps throwing. He’s desperate for adulation, and he sure as hell ain’t getting it elsewhere.

All I can think is “All of the guests for all these weddings can’t possibly be getting properly vetted by Secret Service in advance, can they?”

He’s been a degenerate for his entire adult life, 40 of which has been on public display since the 80s. This couple knew exactly who he was.

It’s been nine months since he was elected, so these could have been booked prior to him winning. It will be another few months before we get the ones that were definitely booked afterward, and I would love to know the details on their price increase and booking frequency compared to pre-election. He’s not dumb. He…

I mean if I was drunk enough, and depending on how much I hated the whole thing I could be very drunk, I would definitely yell “Fuck Trump!” at least once if I was in that situation. I have no shame when I’m drunk.

Camp David has existed for over 70 years, and has been used to relocate the Presidency when critical infrastructure work has been done in Washington dozens of times during that time, you mealy-minded fuck-hole.

“NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE PERMISSION TO USE. DO NOT ASK.”

He was very into the bride.

It’s nice to see a man with more marriages than non-bankrupt businesses shine his countenance upon this institution which Christians have worked so hard to protect from being diluted in meaning by the gays.