The same way he does with all of his other business dealings. Lie, do what he wants, obfuscate until people stop caring, settle if necessary.

Exactly. The number of times he referenced his own interests vs. those of the American people shows you exactly what kind of president he is.

Reagan had better command of information when he was clearly affected by dementia/Alzheimers than Trump does.

Not to go all armchair psychologist, but not having the empathy to understand that your well being isn’t the priority of other people just because it’s yours is classically symptomatic of a number of disorders....

ha ha if anything this makes Mexicans dislike him even more. Every single time the Cuban’s voting patterns are talked about we all roll our eyes. We think there should be a different category for them. They don’t count as Hispanics or Latinos because we may have language and culture in common but we surely have very…

There will be hundreds of books written about this presidency. Both why it happened and the many, many ways he illustrates what not to do. How not to govern, how to fuck up diplomacy, how to demotivate employees, how not to lead, the signs of Alzheimers/dementia/narcissism. He’s a walking case study for scores of…

I’m pretty sure his underlings did all the real negotiating in his businesses, and then the deals were brought before him to do some ineffectual, performative nitpicking. Then he could claim he was an integral part of every deal.

he is pathologically narcissistic - he literally cannot help himself not to act and think this way.

“Believe it or not, this is the least important thing that we are talking about, but politically this might be the most important talk about.”

They voted for a guy who shits on people they hate.

His complaining after realizing there’s nothing he can do about the Australia deal is amazing. He literally sounds like a petulant teen.

He does not know how to negotiate. At all. It’s absurdly (terrifyingly? sublimely?) funny.

“because if you are going to say that Mexico is not going to pay for the wall, then I do not want to meet with you guys anymore because I cannot live with that.”

Right? His followers are so invested in the macho man figure they think he cuts, but he’s just a sniveling little turd.

Reading these was so... I don’t even know what word to use. Like, it was confirming in the fact that Trump is completely in over his head, but it was also sickening to see just how terrible a situation it really was. Like, something that I needed to see even though I knew it wasn’t going to be good. I’m sure there’s…

“America’s overgrown leprechaun”

OH HELL NO!!! Ireland calling, he’s your problem (well worlds really but primarily yours) keep our mythical creatures out of this!!!

How was this man ever taken seriously in anything he’s ever done? Even in business these are shit negotiation tactics! How blind and deaf are his supporters that they are able to overlook literally everything about him.

They didn’t vote for Donald Trump, they voted for a caricature so far from the truth that he should…

Please give us the name of that hotel so we make sure to never stay there. What dicks.

“My go-to moisturizer for my front-vulva is La Vag Luminesse. If I could bathe in this, I would! It’s really expensive but I got a sample sent to me at work, and I’ve been addicted ever since. It’s the same texture and pH as actual vaginal secretions and smells like them, too, so you don’t end up feeling all “made up”…

This is where I completely lost it: “I’ve been going to the same perineum guy for four years”