“I’m giving Myra’s wedding a 4 out of 10. Everything was spectacular and perfect but I didn’t like the seasoning on the DIY taco bar.”

I goddamn love this show with all my heart and it is SO FUN to watch while I plan my own wedding.

But would 4 of them have wanted to go on this show? And are there enough packs of them to make for enough episodes? And drama?

I’m surprised that the NPR story about the White House being involved in pushing the Seth Rich conspiracy theory through Fox News didn’t make it into the round up. Sean Spicer even admitted he met with the shady PI guy!

Sarah Huckster actually makes me miss Spicey.

Considering that her father is the opportunistic, cynical liar who represents the opposite of how you describe your father (though maybe Mike Huckabee can barbecue a decent rack of ribs), where would she have learned honesty and decency?

I always thought Ted Cruz was the most craven, spineless shitweasel in Congress. Then Paul Ryan shows up to remind you he exists.

I’m disappointed that the twist isn’t that it’s “four weddings and a funeral” now. Like, one of the people is killed at the end of the season or something.

I’ve watched this show a lot. I HATE that brides who are married in a non-Judeo-Christian ceremony are often docked points for stupid reasons like ‘they didn’t say any vows’ and ‘they didn’t kiss’. In Sikh and Hindu ceremonies the couples don’t say vows and most definitely don’t kiss - in Muslim ceremonies the bride…

I loved the overall experience rating part — that part really separates the the nice brides from the sharks. There’s always that one bride who down-rates more than the other two. She’s massively type A, convinced she’s had the best wedding in the history of ever, and is going to win that fucking vacation honeymoon…

I’m glad to be able to explain this to you thanks to my high level of Four Weddings Logistics knowledge. The overall experience score is just one part of it. There are also ratings for dress, food, and venue which they rank the other brides 1st, 2nd, and 3rd, which are converted to points out of 10 and added to the…

Plus, I liked that often there was a nice diversity of brides; race, religion, ethnicity, style, sexuality (I’m pretty sure there were a few same sex (female) couples), etc. Overall, it was pretty nice. With this twist, I’m afraid that the ‘getting to know your neighbor’ aspect, will be lost.

Yeah, also...one thing I really liked about the old version was how they basically always admired the love between the two people getting married. I feel like friends are more likely to have not-great feelings about the person their friend is marrying for whatever reason, and something like that could easily come out.…

I always liked that they didn’t get overly catty, I just thought it was funny when they would have one tiny little criticism that would somehow knock the score down six points. Obviously they all wanted to win, and somehow the combination of wanting to win but also wanting to be kind just amused me more than if they’d…

They were usually pretty kind to each other, but they were funny with their “overall experience” ratings which was all you would really see them give. “I’m giving her wedding a 4/10. She looked so beautiful, the food was awesome, and I had the most fun ever. However, it was hot during the ceremony.”

Gotcha. I like this show, but it’s actually a little boring as far as reality show wedding drama goes.

I look forward to the interviews and magazine articles that will inevitably come from the fractured friendships.

Yeah, I loved this show and this twist is silly. First of all, it will be difficult to find enough groups of four brides who all know each other and are getting married within a reasonable time span.

Easily the best bridal show on television.

Nooo it will be way less fun this way, mostly because the judge brides will know people at the weddings besides each other. Four Weddings is the only one of the wedding industry centered shows that I like but this is a lame twist.

And in fact he was a lousy soldier, graduating at the bottom of his Annapolis class (which means flunking calculus and not turning in work, rather than being a rebel), getting wings he almost certainly didn’t qualify for, and dodging a well deserved grounding because he was Navy royalty. Most men don’t get a chance to…