I say we send all the tissue - forevermore - to Governor Abbot - even when he loses office. By mail. Snail mail. Slowest possible. No ice packs.

That’s because “wasteful government spending” is a code-phrase for “gut welfare and punish poor/people-of-color.” Absolutely everything the GOP says and does needs to be thoroughly analyzed and interpreted through the lens of the Southern Strategy.

I love this moment so much. I feel like this is the moment where I knew Obama was gonna win the election. The moment where Barack Obama looked Romney straight in the eye and said, “You wanna throw down? Really? You sure? Okay, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

One of the frustrating things to me is that they could’ve stopped soooo many more abortions if they had spent that money on birth control, sex education, adoption, not to mention all the things that could specifically help prevent miscarriages too. These laws don’t even do anything to help the cause they’re supposed…

So, like whether she ultimately wins it or not - and I’d air on the side of her losing it because, well, Texas - but Hillary Clinton has been consistently within a few points in Texas because of Trump and shit like this.

I can not say it enough, these male legislators know so little about basic human biology I’m shocked that they remember to breathe and eat.

When Indiana tried to pass this bullshit (thanks, Mike Pence! Hope you rot!), people were ANGRY. Even conservatives who had defended Pence for the RFRA nonsense were like “Yeah, no”, because the way it was worded basically made it so that even if you had a miscarriage, you were responsible for burying and having a…

I’d say that our state government is some sort of mash-up of 1984, The Handmaid’s Tale and Oliver Twist, but all of those books have probably been banned by the State Board of Education.

Time to start sending pads, tampons and stained drawers to this maniac.

Yup...Abbott thinks Texas should regulate itself because states understand their needs better than the feds. But when a city passed a ban on fracking, Abbott blocked it. I guess he knows better for everyone in Texas? Dick.

In the mind of Republicans, only the federal government wastes money. At the state level everything is properly spent and accounted for to do the most good.

You’d think the Republican Party would learn from this Trump debacle and quietly mention to the states, “Hey, you know what, let’s chill out on women’s issues for a bit. You know until after the election and we’ve had some time to strategize on how to win women back to the party.”

She doesn’t have to prez, I’d settle for Senate.

Show some respect for the mold. It’s ALIVE, for fuck’s sake. Your haggis is just oatmeal stew in a dead sheep’s stomach, but those molds and bacteria that have found purchase there should be admired and respected!

Maybe Barack is in this with us and this whole speech was a ploy to nudge her into a run.

“Wigged plate of moldy haggis” an insult to haggis

The fact that she wouldnt put herself through that bullshit makes me respect her even more.

My husband told of a guy in his neighborhood that gave out full Hostess treat packs. None of that singles shit; full on regular size twofers of Twinkies, cupcakes, etc.

Poisoned candy/tylenol kills innocent people = a permanently changed nation