Yeah, the “binders full of women” are pretty mild in comparison.

Only one motherfucker in this discussion is running for PRESIDENT OF THE COCKGOBBLING UNITED STATES, you goddamn moron.

Today my friend and I texted each other GW Bush quotes and laughing with an odd sense of nostalgia. GW was so so dumb but I think he was fundamentally a good person.  

I know they’ve all said it. That’s part of why it took me over a decade to admit that the three times I’ve had my “pussy grabbed” by strangers, as he brags about doing, were all assault.

The presidency can’t be won with only 40% but that number is disturbingly large for any American citizen who isn’t a white male.

My bad. But I’ll be honest, I really didn’t read it when I signed it, so they may be able to take possession of my cats for all I know. One thing I have told my friends from day one is that he makes everything up as he goes.

So “only” a third of Americans support the deplorable misogyny and racism he represents? Talk about faint praise.

People have been saying something of this variation for months.

I cannot cannot cannot stop laughing about Ted Cruz endorsing him right before he imploded. Oh, the Schadenfreude!

Nope. I won’t go there. GWB is persona non grata. He got away with a lot due to the last gasps of bipartisan live and let live, and the way the GOP has treated President Obama after that gift, is unacceptable.

The Mitt Romney nostalgia really is the weirdest feeling. That and the fact that I now find G.W. adorable, even as I still am repulsed by his wars.

I think about how fashed I used to get about Mitt Romney possibly becoming president, and I laugh at how innocent I was. I miss those days.

Hot damn. “Mr. Trump is rape culture’s blathering id, and Sunday night Hillary Clinton (who, no doubt, has just as many man-made scars as the rest of us) has to stand next to him on a stage, and remain unflappable as she’s held to an astronomically higher standard, and pretend that he is her equal while his followers…

Jesus Christ America, Trump has been telling you exactly who he is since the 90s. This is who about half of the country want. Yes our neighbors, relatives, coworkers and high school friends chose this guy because they know this is precisely who he is. They identify with him.

I think the sloppiness comes from a combo of the GOP’s need for “party unity,” a general fear of pissing off their deplorable base and that most of them? Proooobably don’t actually think the shit he says about women/minorities is wrong. They’ve always been more upset that he’s so out there and vulgar about it rather…

The only proper answer to the question, “Do you mind if I call your daughter a piece of ass?” is “You’re going to be having a hard time calling anyone anything without any fucking teeth.”

Trump boasted of attacking white women. The GOP won’t stand for that! Nor will our national political press.

I’m genuinely a little puzzled as to why all this is suddenly news. This is what he’s been doing for years, going on Howard Stern or other shows and being gross. Any of his republican opponents could have broadcast this stuff, it wasn’t a secret. Why the shock and horror and fainting couches on the right now?

Silver lining: Ivanka (born October 30 1981) is 22 days from being free of her Dad’s attention.

I dream of the day I’ll be able to open Jezebel and not see the hairy cheeto with the anus mouth all over the first page.