Schrödinger’s party. Obama as you point out. Birthers, but not racists. Against “big” government, but for legislating sexuality and increasing surveillance. Constitutional “originalists” who want to limit free speech and piss on due process. For freedom of religion and making the US a “Christian” country. “Pro-life”…

It won’t lead to him winning because we’re stopping him. Kathy is a shallow, hateful, selfish stupid ignoramus and she can eat dry dog turds. I have sympathy for the economic plight of those areas and most of those people are not hateful dimwits like Kathy. The goal is to overcome her and her klan. She is too far…

See also: climate change.

I just read this article 10 minutes ago. Things that jump out at me.

But also both a criminal mastermind genius dictator and completely weak and ineffectual. It’s impressive everything he has both accomplished and not accomplished at the same time.

We’re watching the slowest train wreck in history take place. So many warnings. So many. And I’m thinking that we’re still going to crash.

they could if they wanted to. they just don’t want to.

They’re not lying, they’re in Dick Cheney mode. If you remember how the Bush administration spoke in the lead up to the invasion of Iraq in 2003, all the pro-Jolie leaks are the same. They’re carefully designed to create one impression while at the same time if you revisit them later with a different context they…

By law, we’ll never know for sure who made the call to DCFS. Because unlike 911 calls, hotline calls are never made public. I think she’s far too smart to lie, but she’s also smart enough to present a misleading statement of facts. Divorce fucks up people’s heads. And most people avoid lying, but circumstances make it…

My mother still judges me for telling everyone who said my baby was beautiful after he was born, “it’s okay; I know he looks like an alien.”

It’s bizarre that they haven’t released the video. Enough shit has gone down that you would think they would understand that transparency might cause the situation to not escalate further.

Because North Carolina is doing everything possible to further embarrass this country.

Yes, they’re all scrunchy and angry-faced when they come out.

Gut reaction here: I never usually buy into the “but he seems like a nice guy excuses”, Brad Pitt doesn’t strike me as a child abuser. Prove me wrong Internet.

I think she looks like the Francine on American Dad and it weirds me out.

Can we get Marla Maples to join Real Housewives, nothing stays discrete on that show for long.

I think Marla wants to day a certain lightning bearer is stealing our wind.

So I was on a date with a woman and I told her I was Jewish and she goes, “I’m sorry.” That took me aback and I asked why she was sorry, “oh, I thought you were smarter than that. You know all religions are a con, right?” Which, whatever. So later in the date I told her my birthday and she says, “I KNEW it! You’re…

So now you can be under suspicion for being too submissive to the police. Huh.

That’ll teach him to be unarmed and put his hands in the air.