Yeah, right. In my limited experience, the IRS is completely useless when it comes to high-profile, high-dollar matters like this. They’ll throw the entire weight of the federal government at the guy who filed the incorrect form and owes $500.00 in back taxes. They won’t lift a finger if you did owe $5 million.

His charity is a scam.
His business is a scam.
His campaign is a scam.

All of them designed to put money in his pockets one way or another. When he was claiming to be ‘self funding’, in reality he was making loans to the campaign that need to be paid back. Last I knew he had not forgiven the loans, traditionally the next…

Pssssssst: it’s because it’s not his money. That’s the benefit, is that he’s not paying.

I’m sure the same people are falling over themselves to give to the Komen foundation, which mostly exists to keep itself in existence.

It doesn’t matter to people. Perception is truth and the perception is that she is the crooked one. He is just a brilliant businessman. Excuse me while I go and projectile vomit forever.

None of the Clinton Foundation controversy, however, is quite as blatant as what we’re allegedly looking at with Trump.

Take heed, children: if you want a cookie, don’t try and sneak your hand into the cookie jar; just stuff your entire head into the cookie jar and wear it for a helmet, and people will just keep giving you larger cookie jars to see what you look like bobbing around under them.

She won. She had Brad when he was hottest, has a younger new husband, still looks great, and isn’t surrounded by 3978012794 screaming children. SHE. WON.

Day 1: Amal lets Brad know he’s more than welcome and she and George are “here” for him.

Lots of folks aren’t ok with this news, but as an ex wife whose husband is still with the mistress, I say...

Somewhere a childless (by choice or not, ain’t nobodies busniess) Jen Aniston sleeps till 9:30, gets a massage and is enjoying a HOT coffee in her 2 million thread bathrobe from the GOOP site when she glances down to her iPhone 7 to a text from her BFF Courtney filing her in on the details. Jen calls to the help to…

I just read an article that said “Is Marion Cotillard to blame for the breakup?”

Addicts can be super uptight about any substances once they clean up, for obvious reasons.

Nobody is more aggressively distrustful of stoners than former hard drug addicts. They literally don’t understand how some people could like soft drugs, but genuinely not want hard drugs at all, ever.

I’m hoping for Juliette Lewis.

By the Sea was their Gigli.

KARMA!!

Rita and Tom are still together! We still have Goldie and Kurt as well.

Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout

That’s just great. Now we’ll be inundated with “Brad Pitt gets back together with Jennifer Aniston” headlines for the next 20 years.