Cave-Johnson
Cave Johnson
Cave-Johnson

I did this with my car battery and it broke my desk :(

Oxymoron

i totally get losing the 32bit bridge; what's sad is developers who haven't updated their plugins (sylenth1, for me, a major loss)... so it goes. it IS 2013...

fuck it we should post all the songs.

The Painless Patch Sensor will come in different versions for Chi energy, Thetan levels, Chacra status and many more. With the measurements provided the physician will be able to prescribe the homeopathic treatment tailor made to the patient's needs. God bless for science.

Everyone who voted 'yes' should take a trip to Hiroshima first and read Last Train to Nagasaki.

"Hi, I'm Angry Conservative Gizmodo Commenter from the Internet. As a Commenter, it is my job to ridicule all liberalism, whether actual, perceived or imagined, without bothering to read the article, let alone understand it. Because, you know, it just takes way too much time. So fuck off, Gizmodo, you're all idiots,

PH? From my experience, his name should be LG.

I died at the 3 F's
Feeding, Fighting and Mating xD

It's not your fault little guy.

There's always a lighthouse,

just a coincident?

Is 3.9 gigaelectronvolts enough to get back to the 80's?

Man this explains why I've had so much less energy since I started eating gluon-free.

So given that Steam has already proven the business model, these deep-discounts are going to be evident at launch, right?

I love your insightful and in depth analysis of my comment. Maybe you should be a blog writer because clearly the talent is there.

It's an awesome idea, but to anybody who has ever skated in a skatepark after rain, it's going to be a huge mess. Clogged drains, mud everywhere (sometimes inches thick), and wet spots make for a tough skate.

listen perpetual motion is totally possible, I mean just look at nicholas cage's career.