I dug it when Trump talked for his two minutes, then interrupted her at the start of her two minutes, before Lester finally cut him off - and Clinton said: “I assume you’ll restart the clock, Lester”.
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Where’s the Washington Post exclusive about how the university cleaning staff found a diarrhea soaked pair of Depends in his green room? You know that meth fiend was shitting himself all night long.
RAISE YA HAND IF YOU’RE A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A MAN WITH CONFIDENCE DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS INTELLIGENCE
This is by far one of the most minor examples of Clinton’s dominating Trump, but I like to think her “Between Two Ferns” reference to his “red power tie” led to his stylists’ choosing blue tonight.
I’m surprised Ryan was able to complete a full turn around the dance floor without Michael Phelps lapping him.
So I think we should have a debate with no moderator.
I used to think this mentality was generational (I know. Silly me, right?) until I had a couple of old friends I hadn’t seen in years over to the house one night. Grilling, beer, deep conversations about old school video games. You know, the usual. Aaaanyway, the kids were playing in the living room when one of my…
Last year I had pieces of cloth and clothespins in my kindergarten classroom that the kids would make outfits out of. One day at sharing time two little boys proudly stood in front of the class to show off the dresses they had made.
Dude, 80 degrees in NYC is not mild temperatures, and she’s wearing a full suit, body armor, and probably shapewear.
My 6-year-old niece was talking to her grandma about the election a few days ago and how she doesn’t understand why anyone would like Donald Trump. Grandma reminded her that everyone has different opinions and that, as a two-year-old, she defiantly loved Mitt Romney. My niece finally explained that it was because he…
I think you just described Joe Biden.
I see these nice people, and I wish I were their annoying neighbor (possibly named “Larry”) that invites myself over to their place all the time to hang out. I make myself much too at home, as I am comfortable just making myself a sandwich. I might even stretch out on the couch in front of the TV after drinking too…
It drives the racists absolutely fucking batty that the Obamas have a good marriage and are great parents.
Trump is an asshole scam artist, but I honestly don’t give a shit if these people get paid or not because they chose to perform for the benefit of an odious slimeball.
Jewel (!) articulated my feelings the best when she said as a feminist she couldn’t endorse everything being said about Coulter, but as someone who hates Coulter she’s digging it. Peyton Manning, who had genuine affection and great delivery for his fellow roasters, didn’t even bother to hide his sneer when delivering…
She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.
He’s such a dad, but he thinks he’s the fun uncle. Better than Pence, who thinks he’s the strong patriarch, but is really the judgmental spinster aunt.