MURDER LOL IDK

I think in the very beginning they were cheap. Here is a picture of the very first Miss America.

Future Ex Mrs. Trumps.

Tim Kaine isn’t mad at the Republican party, he’s just disappointed.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it, but sometimes policies need a soft sell to the public. Obama was pretty good at that. It’s not necessary, but it’s useful. I don’t know if Kaine’s got much of the common touch, either, but it’s fine. We are dealing with a generation that finds hope-y change-y rhetoric now…

I have so many feelings. I love carpool karaoke. I love Michelle Obama. I love Missy Elliot and James Corden. I love the First Lady’s nails. And Missy’s lipstick. And the FL rocking out to Beyonce and rapping is just amazing.

Imagine being so broken inside that you can’t love (or even like) Michelle Obama.

Meet at work right now.

Let’s face it - Michelle Obama is the coolest First Lady in the history of first ladies. #oftenimitated #neverduplicated #notevenclose

This is not her native language, she’s not used to public speaking, and it was broadcast internationally. Give her a break.

Between this and the Trump/Pence logo, I am now convinced that there is a maybe not-so-small group of Republican operatives secretly trying to bring down Trump from the inside.

I can be supportive of someone’s efforts to learn a new language while also being frustrated by their inability to communicate clearly with a person who has paid for their services and failed to receive them, or been treated disrespectfully. I am very complicated that way.

It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid.

More like “if I can’t get that toy that I want, but could have a toy that is remarkably similar to that toy and seems to be trying pretty hard to adopt that toy’s most appealing features, I will instead choose to roll around in a big pile of dog crap, douse myself in kerosene, and set myself on fire.”

I’m assuming it’s the “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” approach, which is dumb as fuck in this situation because Bernie and Hillary are not enemies, have not ever been enemies, nor will ever be enemies. They were campaigning against each other, sure, but their platforms are basically identical and their political…

“I want Honey Nut Cheerios”