The contest took place at the MGM Hotel and Casino, and the league’s gambling policy prohibits players from appearing at promotional events at casinos.

I didn’t bother reading it but I assume that to save space it said:

Do you really expect him to read all of those briefing notes? Some of them were more than a page long, with only a few pictures!

I’m gonna take 2 seconds and remind anyone that voted for Trump that they’re a fucking idiot.

The rant against which all rants in any field should be measured.

WRONG!

In broad daylight, no less.

Say what you will about Marvin Harrison, but Heaven and Earth both know that if the man had a shot, he’d take it.

Bill knows that Marvin killed it every time he was on the field, and was never gun shy about taking guys out over the middle.

I love that the women rappers of today beef harder than the men.

What job is Smush Parker getting?

Guess they finally tapped out the whole lucrative “fat people who frequent amusement parks” demo

This is all very unfair to poor Sage Steele. She makes it clear it’s not herself she’s worried about—it’s all the OTHER flyers (some of them immigrants too, by golly by gum!) who were being inconvenienced for whom Sage Steele’s heart wept. And all because some untidy and obstreperous liberals got a little upset about…

Since now we don’t have to worry about offending those people as votes have been cast, in addition to having some solid concrete evidence now, we can safely say those fucking idiots were fucking idiots. The “they’re both bad” philosophy was probably the most uninformed and nonsensical position one could have taken…

“Unless using the following phrase, “That fucking cock-shit Chip Kelly is a bitch asshole” which will result in a coupon for one (1) free small soda at a later date.”

Reading the fan code of conduct, I think this section, 12.1a applies:

You know what, I probably deserve that seeing as my comments in the past have probably been disrespectful to you. We, clearly, have different views on the world and the only thing we probably would agree on is that the other one is wrong. But, maybe, we can agree that the disparity has only increased over time…

Shit, the browns could be so lucky to go 7-9.

In other news, the Browns and Bills have started a bidding war for Fisher to be their next head coach.