Or why a black dude is allowed to tell him what to do.

these kids are gonna have a good future together.

Because he’s the best hitter who ever lived and the idea of him imparting his knowledge to a new generation of players is a wonderful thing.

I’m no fan of Tom Brady, but I don’t have an opinion to put here after that statement.

“Not wh....listen, let’s just say his attitude doesn’t mesh with the team.”
-Chip Kelly

I will put it to you this way. If the Pistons Championship teams, or the Knicks from the 90s went up against Golden State. Steph Curry wouldn’t be walking right for a week. I watched the game back before you existed and trust me, these current players suck at defense. There is ZERO EXCUSE for letting a fucking little…

Totally expected this response (and it’s totally fair - I have no clue what I am doing in this arena and was, in fact, incredibly proud of even this abomination).

Ray Lewis maybe murdered someone (or was an accessory to) and he works in TV. On top of that, Manning is white.

I think my favorite part of all this Manning drama is that the networks are afraid to report on it much since they all want to hire him as a broadcaster.

Right? I’m an editor, and my job is to read a thing from start to finish, assess everything about it, give blunt feedback to the author, and start the whole process over again with the next draft. It sounds like SB editing consists of accepting documents. “Oh goody, a genuine article!”

He's got money and fame. That should make him attractive to 80% of women.

uh this was Josh MORGAN, not Josh GORDON.

So, it looks like we’ve finally discovered what it takes to get the police to prosecute someone for accidentally shooting a black man.

Leave Sly and the family alone.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

Cautionary Tale Example

Officer: Alright, Mr. Manziel. We’re going to keep this short and to the point. Now we understand you have been spending a lot of time in Fort Worth lately and there have been conflicting reports as to what happened here today. So I want you to tell me the truth. I’ve been doing this a long time and I’m not going to…

I understand this as well. I remember an article on here about “Hail Ceasar” being all white (the upcoming Clooney pic) and it had to be because of that time in Hollywood. OK, fine. I still want to see it because I think it looks funny. But if that is going to be your argument, tell more stories that aren’t The Mad…

Even if the case survives this, and it could, his female attorney, Monique Pressly (a bawse lady if ever there was one; I heard her speak at a sex crimes seminar in NYC) will take Constand apart on cross. A 20 year old he said / she said? Woooof.

How Deadspin ruined my day: Posted long-form article at 5PM, after an hour of doing nothing here at work. Now it's time to go home and COME ON, TIM. DEADLINES, BROTHER.