Just awful. I mean, do people seriously wear button-downs with cut-off sleeves in public?

His excuse that he was just "three sheets to the wind" isn't going to help.

All that hard work for nothing, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

It's worth remembering that the last major college football playmaker with a drug habit that became national news got dismissed from his team and pilloried for it, despite getting more help than Manziel seems interested in getting and having less infrastructure to support him.

Too bad this isn't an Instagram video, because at about 9 seconds is when Eddie Lacy passes out, and at about 16 seconds is when they bring him to by waving a turkey leg under his nose.

So I'm just going to put you down for a shank.

To all You assholes complaining,

Tester: In reference to the current state of your being with regard to your upcoming nuptials, you listed "Confused," "Scared," "Certain," "Okay," "Necessary," "Sad," "Guilty," "Mixed Feelings," and "Forced Into It," on the questionnaire. Hmm. This won't do at all. We're just going to put "Excited More Than Words Can…

The other thing and not to get too base, but from the pictures she looks like an all right looking girl. I mean we have blown our rent money on uglier strippers. But she must be able to play the male psyche and body like a Stradavarius. That's what I'd like to see, could I run into her in a bar and fend off her…

They only started calling it "the procedure" after they got tired of saying "dipsy-doo dunk-a-roo that diaper dandy!"

Wouldn't it be great it the tape was made public so we could stop speculating and living at the end of a shitty game of telephone?

If NBC4i reporter Mindy Drayer saw the video, why didn't she write the piece at NBC4i.com? Instead now what we have is Deadspin saying what "NBC4 Staff" said what Mindy Drayer said what the video showed. If my math is right, that's triple hearsay.

So she hit him first?

Sean, I mostly agree with you, because the guy didn't even lose his job or anything, but Braun's entire quote is as follows:

If it were just murder two that he was being judged on, then I might agree, but wasn't the jury given an option to convict on lesser charges?

So you have someone with a weapon, who escalates a situation by actions that he was advised not to take (not a direct order, but he was still advised by a crisis professional and…

Well this is not going to help move past the "cornball brother" conversation. Everyone knows Noodling is a rural Caucasian past-time.

An oldie but a goodie.

So. Pretty polarizing racial incident in America this weekend. Here's one to chew on: