Relax, no one is trying to take over your dumb car blog.

You’ll never make Senior Mist Maker with that attitude!

Source: wikipedia

/I pick it up and throw it back at you

Steph’s been hot as fire this year. I guess you could say he’s really *CURRIED* my flavor, meaning that I like to watch him shoot the b-ball.

Richard Pitino is one to talk! He did sex on a restaurant floor with a woman who wore big hats. The only difference is, he was mature enough not to put it on a Vine for the world to see. GO BADGERS!

Manning: Let’s just throw this pork tenderloin in oven...

Sor-ry-but-it’s-Na-tion-wide.

This reminds me of the good ole days on Deadspin!

Okay, Greg. We get it. You’re exceedingly competent at your job. You already got your NYT gig, you don’t have to rub it in everyone’s face by reminding us what Deadspin is losing.

“Among other things, this story serves as an example of why diversity in the newsroom is so important. It isn’t because diversity is charity, or because giving opportunities to people other than white men is a Christlike thing to do, but because everyone has blind spots, and everyone fucks up.”

Damn, this is an egregious error. Really made me Grimace.

(But still humorous or interesting resulting in entertainment for the readers which is the actual point of this website).

and what’s the point of language if not to efficiently convey meaning?

I’m also unclear why I would’ve had to get off the couch to blog this.

Meanwhile, John Farrell keeps referring to Pablo Sandoval as ‘Rolls’.

Nala - “I’m too sexy for this car, too sexy for this car.”

I have a “2:30 tip” joke but it really works better out loud. :(

So she really will forget more basketball than I know.

What a double standard. ESPN took no action when the Charley Steiner nude video was released.