Visiting teams are eagerly awaiting next year’s visits to the Islanders , when they will be showered with $16 craft beers and a side of kale chips with agave hummus rather than this cheap domestic swill.

There has to be some technique involved with keeping that much liquid in the cup from such a distance.

I bend over backwards to be honest and direct with you fucking guys and you stick it right up my fucking ass — and the fucking team’s ass.

How is tweeting something directly provoking the people in the crowd?

If I was on io9, I would have name-checked that wretched hive of scum and villainy. May the force be with you.

I had to leave the circus early with my kids at the coliseum because of the crowd around us. The circus.

It’s obvious you know nothing about Alabama. You forgot the gun raffle.

I saw that. That doesn’t justify keying someone’s car.

Nassau Coliseum is the Mos Eisley Cantina of sports venues.

Nassau Coliseum is the Star Wars bar of sports venues

“Homophobia, vandalism, racism, all on a Sunday”

More because of the size of his contract than his level of play, especially since Holland/Illich chose Franzen over Hossa.

Holy crap. I clicked on the video and knew exactly where she is at (sign me up to be an investigative reporter, ESPN. I have a college degree, am in good shape, have all my teeth, and live in an apartment). Before everyone absolutely rags on Britt here, let me play devil’s advocate for just one second.

Casual regular season fan but the playoffs are unreal.

NHL playoffs are incredibly enticing. Anyone who thinks differently is a heathen and deserves to be cast from society.

This list is objectively wrong.

I love the NHL simply because you can never tell whats going to happen. 8 seeds beat 1 seeds all the time. Several series have had a team go down 3-0, only to rally and win 4 straight.

So this was just a completely arbitrary exercise used to shit on hockey fans. Cool.

Yeah, well, your shirt is stupid.

Eh, Ellen Page had a better argument.